I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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