This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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