Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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