# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize