In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
