New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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