Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
pop tarts are not kleenex
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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