No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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