what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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