is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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