Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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