THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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