.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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