are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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