That's intense
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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