FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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