I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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