OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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