i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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