I heard we made out
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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