I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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