Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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