when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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