I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I want a musical about memes.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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