Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
