The maid of honor just puked.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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