Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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