Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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