u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Operation Purity has been aborted
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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