Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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