Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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