Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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