i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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