similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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