Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
