I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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