giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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