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can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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