It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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