In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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