I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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