shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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