...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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