you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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