can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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