didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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