when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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