Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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