HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
