Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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