Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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