Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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