Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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