I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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