if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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