I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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