she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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