I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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