He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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