think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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