just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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