Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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